Jake

Former US Navy Sailor and Coincidentally a Semen-Swallower too 🤷🏻‍♂️

24 | 6'1 | SoCal

 

re-e-e-e-ex-marxley:

burgundydahlia:

incinc:

cosmic-noir:

cosmic-noir:

alternativeblkgal:

misandry-and-reverseracism:

pretty-odd-potato:

louithescribe:

oraclesowl:

2k13blogger:

when i was younger, i used to draw the sun in the corner of the paper every time. 

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I remember in my high school junior year psych class, my teacher explained to us if you drew the sun like that, then you had an absent father figure. Crazy.

I came out for a good time and honestly I feel so attacked right now

oOF

Shut the fuck up I hate this

is this true cause like…mood

IS THAT TRUE BITCH WAAAAAAIT A MINUTE

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Omg y’all better check ya kids art AND FUCKING MEAN IT

Oh GOD this explains literally everything

I have been called out

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homoidiotic:

i actually love jenna marbles because she jsut posts videos of her doing weird shit with her dogs and very handsome boyfriend and like!! YEAH bitch!!! just stick shit on ur man’s head while making incomprehensible vine references. that’s the fucking life